Logik på japanska

N: How do you say "bye" in swedish?
E: Hejdå
N: Hejdå...
E: But when you say bye to someone in your family, your boyfriend or a good friend, you can say puss, which means kiss.
N: Puss...
N: So that means K and I become P and U?
E:...not really sure what you mean?
N: If you take a knife and cut puss, you get pu and ss. And kiss becomes ki and ss. So ki becomes pu?
E: Hahahaha, yeah I guess you could say that...
N: So that means "king" is "pung" in swedish?
E: Hehehehehe yepp, swedish is quite easy, isn't it?