The penis study

"The American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft. After 1 year and $180,000, they concluded that the reason that the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex.

After the US published the study, the French decided to conduct their own study. After $250,000 and three years of research, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the woman more pleasure during sex.

Australians, unsatisfied with both the findings, coducted their own study. After two weeks, a cost of around $75,46, and two slabs of beer, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting himself in the forehead."

(A very reliable source, 2007)