22 december 2007

Thaimassage

Helt underbart var det - kunde inte blivit en battre borjan pa semestern. Om det inte varit for den forbannade amerikanskan som kom in och trodde hon agde stallet (det ar bara skynken mellan massagerummen) sa hade det blivit perfekt.

"HIIIII, I NEED A MASSAAAAAAGE BEFORE I GET ON THE PLAN TO N.Y THIS AFTERNOON, PLEEEEEEEAAAASE TELL ME YOU CAN FIT ME IN"

"I'm so sorry but we're fully boked for today"

"OH, COME OOOOON, I'M SUUUUURE YOU CAN FIT ME IN SOMEWHERE?! I ONLY NEED HALF AN HOUR ON THE SHOULDERS. I'M SOOOOO STRESSED OUT FROM WORK"

"I'm really sorry, but we don't have any appointments available until next year"

"WHAT?! BUT THAT'S NOT WORKING FOR ME, THE PLAN LEAVES THIS AVRO AND I NEEEEED TO HAVE THAT MASSAGE BEFORE I GET ON"

"So sorry, but I don't think we can help you today. But you're more than welcome to come back an other day?"

"MY GOD, THAT'S JUST SO FRUSTRATING! ALRIGHT THEN, BUT WOULD YOU BE ABLE TO BOOK ME IN FOR A BRAZILIAN TODAY?"

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