Att beställa pizza

- "Does this pizza have ham on it? It's called Javenjo spanish ham, but according to the description it's a vegitarian pizza."
- "Let me have a look... Hmm... Your right, it doesn't say ham, but it's acctually got ham on it"
- "Alright, well, can I have that, but without the ham?"
-" Sure"

----10 minuter senare----

- "Sorry to be a pain.. I just ordered a Javenjo without ham, but it's got ham on it anyway"
- "Really sorry about that, we'll get you a new one"
- "Thanks"

----10 minuter senare----

- "Hi... I ordered the Javejo without ham, but got one with ham. So you were getting me a new one, but now it's got sausage on it..."
- "Well, it's a pizza with sausage"
- "Acctually, it doesn't say sausage anywhere, it doesn't even say ham, and since I'm a vegitarian I asked for it without the ham"
- "If you're a vegitarian, you should have asked for a vegitarian pizza!"
- "Yes, well that's what I thought I did. I asked for it to be served without ham"
- "Well, we're not even supposed to alter the pizzas"
- "Then you should have told me that in the first place, not agreed to serve the pizza without ham and then add sausage instead"
- "I'm not making you a new pizza"
- "....grrrrrr....."
- "Fine, you can either have a new pizza or a refund..."
- "Just give me my money back..."